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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Eiffel Towered in Paris with @jennuhjane

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The girls chat with Jenna about her wild s*x adventures, her little B*tch Boy Army, how she got Eiffel Towered IN Paris, and we get deep as we talk childhood trauma, mental health, all amidst the fun stuff. This episode gets dirty as we discuss cream p*es, our favorite p*rns, what Jenna's favorite fetish*s are, and being caught while having sex. "Sharing is caring, on god." - Jenna We're smoking on Laughing Gas, a Joey Coco Diaz cannabis brand.... we got sooooo dang zooted this episode....

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0:00.0

If you have to tattoo one fact about yourself on your forehead, what would it be?

0:04.0

Slot.

0:06.4

Hey, girl, you trying to hit this?

0:08.8

Oh, you know exactly what I need.

0:14.4

I hate all these buttons.

0:16.4

I'm not playing with myself, guys.

0:17.8

There's buttons that are coming.

0:19.6

I'm done.

0:20.5

This one's like, can he was jerking off over here? I know this one's like, ew. There's buttons that are coming. I'm done. This one's like,

0:21.4

Jamie's jerking off over here.

0:23.1

Can we?

0:23.8

Ew.

0:24.3

I honestly, I get swass. Me too. I get swast really bad. I love it. I'm just clammy. Yeah, you are. Clammy hand. I bonded with a comedian last night because I gave me, he gave me a high five.

0:37.2

And I was like, oh, you get cold and clammy.

0:39.6

I get hot and clammy.

0:40.6

I was like, let's be clammy. And then we like touched hands and it was gross. Yeah. Ew, he gets clammy hands. He's a clammy boy. I don't know if I can have sex with him anymore. It's okay. Instead of him having to like spit, he can just rub it on there.

0:54.7

That's okay. Instead of him having to like spit, he can just rub it on there.

1:06.3

That's disgusting. Oh. It's yummy. My fucking so hot. Of course juicy Jenna. Jane's going to be talking about the juice. Come up with the purview. Oh my God. It's juicy. Yeah, this is going to be a fun episode, guys. We're going to talk about a lot of stuff. We're going to dive into sex. We're going to dive into random high thoughts. We're going to dive into cringy shit we did for men. And we'll come up with the rest as we go. Yeah, we're just going to figure this shit out. I hear ringing in my ears. Go like this. It's God talking to you. What's he saying? What's he saying? I have to kill everybody in this room. Oh, okay. Okay, what are you doing that weird tapping thing for? She told me to tap. It stops the ear ringing, I swear. I think. You have to like, I don't know. It works for me. That's you doing Morse code to the fucking spirit realm. It's not working for me. She doesn't even realize she's talking to herself. She's getting the message and not writing it down. She's like rubbing it. It's coming out my dreams. Yo, I have fucking nightmares.

2:01.7

Really?

2:02.4

Oh. They're so bad. The other day, I had a dream. Okay, it doesn't sound like much, but they're fucking terrifying. The other day I had a dream that an abuela, like a Mexican grandma stole my purse and I had to run after her. And was like give me my purse back and I couldn't figure out what was going on and then there was like people around they were like Jenny you're being embarrassing but she had my fucking bag. This is in the dream. Yes. And then I wake up and I'm like terrified. I don't know why I'm so fucking scared. Of oboeilas. Maybe she pulled out her chancla and you're like, I got to fucking run, bro. She was like 4-7 too and she was like hobbling through it. I was like, get it back. Dude, you're like 6 foot 2 and you couldn't beat as 4'7 woman? I couldn't find her. She was a power of Boile.

2:51.6

Well, first of all. You're asking if she could get beat up by a 411 woman, but she gets that pussy beat up by like a

3:00.1

411 man.

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