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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Is Not Eating Ass a Deal Breaker? ft. Franco Harris

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

GOOOOOD MORNING!!!! Today we have on comedian, Franco Harris. Growing up in South Florida to immigrant parents, Franco is a storyteller who weaves in between past and present. One minute you're laughing and then next minute you're leaning in to hear a life lesson. We talk about the best way to ask out a lady, what percent of men will actually fully understand you, how comedians prepare to go on stage, and smoke on some Laughing Gas by Joey Coco Diaz and get RIDICULOUSLY high. Ya fil...

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0:00.0

Hey girl, you trying to hit this?

0:04.0

Oh, you know exactly what I need.

0:09.2

Welcome to two girls one blunt.

0:11.5

Meow, meow.

0:12.8

Happy fucking Tuesday, bitches.

0:15.1

That was a cat.

0:16.7

Did you set a timer?

0:18.2

I did.

0:18.9

Okay.

0:19.6

We got really high before this episode. We were smoking some laughing gas. You know, we talked about this in another episode. Mr. Joey Cocoa Diaz's weed. This was dog face we just smoked. This was good stuff. Yeah. I just got really high. I'm so high and there's a cat here and I'm like, mm-hmm.

0:54.8

It's a creeper. What's a creeper? The cat? No. The weed? It's high. Yeah. At first. It's coming out of somewhere. Yeah. It's coming out of left field. Yeah. I feel really good. I feel fantastic. I'm sitting up like proper. Oh, you are kind of sitting very... Wait, so am I.

0:56.0

I wasn't.

0:56.7

Wow, it gave me, it took my depression away. It did. Because think about it. When I'm sitting like this, I'm just like, you're not living. Yeah. You sit like this. Are you living? You know, they say posture is. And this is like, I enjoy being here and here I am. It's all about how you present yourself. And this high is giving me that. You stand in a superhero post or five minutes every day, it increases your confidence. That's what I do before every comedy show. No, it's true. I do weird things before shows like that. i have like a routine that i do yeah and um i have to

1:30.8

listen like these to these two songs to what are they um all my life by the foo fighters and what i do

1:38.6

is why is that all my life no that's no it's um all my life i No, that's... No, it's...

1:44.8

All my life.

1:46.3

I've been searching for something.

1:47.9

Yeah, it's kind of hard.

1:49.3

Okay.

1:49.4

But what I do is I listen for the drum and when he's hitting the drums and then the symbol.

1:54.7

I try to focus on that instead of focusing on me being nervous.

1:58.7

Oh.

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