I'm the Precocious wizard Holden McNeely.

And I'm the loud, angry bruiser, Jake Young.

And this week, we've got hot off the presses for you.

Thidman, Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Th whip.

Thwap, thwap.

I like girls, but also I hate crying.

Oh, my God, my parents are dead. Or there may be spies. It's kind of a mystery. Quit killing off all the women I love. Flash Thompson, stop punching my dickhole. Oh, my God. I'm stuck under all this machinery. The Green Goblins, my friend's dad? This is the height of drama in the 1960s.

Sinister six, more like sinister dicks. Am I right? No, you want me to leave? Is this a family reunion that I'm ruining? Yes, I will leave now. Hi, everybody. Today's episode's on Spider-Man, part one, because we know ahead of time this is going to be a multi-party, because you can't talk about freaking Spider-Man unless you plan to do it for a whole live long day.

You know what I'm saying? It goes back too far. I was hitting up. Jake, Jake was like, how far? I was like, Jake, how far should we go? And you were like, let's get up to what was it, the Clone Wars? The Clone Saga. The mid to late 90s. and I had to write him back a day later and be like, I have five pages and I'm not out of the 80s,

so we need to slow our role. It's a lot going on here. And Jake, I'll tell you what, it takes a lot of responsibility all of this work. Oh my God. Are we doing this? Are we doing this? Because first of all, this is like like number one this is number one thing we got to

get out of the way because as soon as i learned this it pissed me off what the quote from amazing

fantasy number 15 is uh and a lean silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness aware at last

that in this world with great power, there must

also come great responsibility.

Yeah, then they just simplified it for the kids.

With great power comes great responsibility.

There must also come great responsibility.

With a you?

No.

Okay, cool.

Although I'm sure Stan Lee definitely meant it that way.

Peter Parker is an orphan in Queens. He lives with his aunt May. God damn, Uncle Ben, after his parents were killed in a horrifying plane crash. Now, people don't realize this about this character. And so we're just going to say it right away, okay? There were no children in comic books at this time. There were.

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