Oh, something's tingling, it's me, your wacky wizard, Jake.

No, it's me, the lizard man.

Oh, my God, we finally have thematic matches.

I'm the lizard man.

It's me, the lizard man.

This is still a better performance than Amazing Spider-Man lizard.

Whoa, shots fired. What's having? It's Holt McNeely, the funnest wizard in the block. You know what I'm saying? Shout-outes to my Wizzy's out there. All my Wizzy fans in the Wiz fan club. Thank you for joining my secret fan club trying to cause a divide between Jake and I because I want this show to be more like professional wrestling that it already is. Your fans will hunt down my fans in the middle of the night while they sleep.

Talking about the young bloods? Slicing up young bloods? The young bloods are a very lethargic and sleepy group. Jake, you're the bruiser. How are you doing, man? I am both wizard and bruiser, and we will never define which one is which.

Never in a million years, fans of ours.

And today's episode is part two of...

Spider-Man, Spider-Man.

Swat.

Swat.

Capploat.

He uses his smarts.

You just make a whole car stop in a web.

I've never seen that before in any of the Spider-Man entities.

The animation, don't pay attention too much to what's going on.

By the way, we're watching the intro, so that's what we're commenting on right now.

Spider-Man's swinging through.

They literally made a web the size of an entire city street and stopped a car in it, which is something I just don't think exists really, though, in the can. Fine jewelry. He just knocked out some people. Anyways. I think I've had a recurring nightmare of, like, getting Spider-Man's web shooters, but not having the upper body strength to actually do anything with them.

Just basically two silly string cans that just made me go like, oh, no.

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