Megaman

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Holden and Jake learn about the creation and many iterations of the classic game.

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0:00.0	The year is 20xxxx.
0:15.0	The year is 20xx. That's not a year. The year is 20xxxx.
0:22.4	That's not a year.
0:23.8	The year is 20xxxx.
0:26.0	So it's like a filthy pornography year?
0:27.9	The year is pornography and robots are fucking your shit on.
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:32.3	If only there was a tiny boy robot.
0:34.8	Just a tiny boy robot in a blue diaper who's ready to rip their fucking guts out
0:39.8	and shove it into his own brain. Have you ever pooped in a metal diaper before? It sucks.
0:45.4	Dr. Light envisioned a warrior who had a conscience and a blue diaper ready to fuck his brothers up
0:51.9	against the evil forces of Dr. Wiley.
0:54.6	Robot brothers suck.
0:56.8	Also, what if maybe in like 10 years they're in the future and has like cool metal soundtrack and there's a blonde guy with a sword?
1:03.0	Yeah, fine.
1:04.7	And maybe a little bit further in the future. He's in 3D and the controls are awful, but he, but people like it for some reason.
1:10.5	People love it for some reason. I had to do all this extra research because I fucking had
1:14.3	somebody be like, oh, I love the 3D Mega Man games. How does that even happen?
1:20.0	Because you have the same reason why we like all the shitty 3D games, because it was a brand.
1:24.2	We're doing Mega Man. We're doing Mega Man.
1:27.0	Charge up your Mega Busters. I am your brawling bruiser, Jake Young. And I'm your metallic wizard, Holden McNeely. Manning, the ones and twos and rush coils is super producer, Travis. How you doing? Hello. Travis, Morning Star. And this music is good.
1:44.7	It's the extended cut, so if you don't like it, fuck it.
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