The Great Hero once met the Sponsored Man of the World for the cast, takes that to the ether, here from the

Saluvius Convines of the Fortress of Prupetude located somewhere in Western Hollywood, also known as the

Porpoise of Frutitude, where we seek to enlighten and we seek to see what happens,

Durandoran started playing spontaneously, and then I turned it off spontaneously. If I could operate

TAC, this would be an entirely different world. Oh yeah, I think you guessed it, Kittens, those are wild

boar story coming your way right away. We might as well get to this right off the bat, because normally I

would wait and I don't know, talk first or start the show, but since the, since it started playing on

its own, this was sent to me by a person named Matthew. First of all, let me apologize for all the

joe cockery yelling in the last podcast. Evidently I blew some people's earbuds out without them.

I should have got a little further off the mic, but as operating the iPod and modulating are

two things that I'm ill-equipped to perform, evidently. In any case, Matthew sent this to me, and he

sent me a different article about it, but I wanted to read one from the evening st-

I wanted to read one from the Daily Express, which is maybe Britain's worst newspaper.

Wild boars kill motorists and princess Anne's prized piggy in 24 hours. A rampaging wild boar

has lauded the princess's royal prized pig by Aaron Brown. Yeah, I give the byline on this one.

Princess Anne spoke out about the death of her prized pig to the Oxford farming conference.

I've become hysterical and I just snorked like a pig. Little further back, perhaps. The wild beast

tore into the pig's pen and savagely killed Princess Anne's old spot boar on Tuesday night.

This is what she said. I don't know how Princess Anne speaks. I'm not certain of it, but I'm going to try one.

This is a truly tragic incident and my thoughts are with the family and friends of the victim.

Princess Anne spoke about, she told delegates, we had a visit last night on our farm from a wild boar.

From a wet? You had a visit from a wet?

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