This is Nick. This is Jack.

Welcome back. It is Monday, July 28th. And today's part is the best one yet. This is a T-boy.

The top three pop business news stories you need to know today.

Oh, all I got to say, Jack, what a show in Chicago.

Wow. Nick, we had Yeties flying in from San Diego, San Francisco, Virginia, North Carolina, Boston, Denver, Dallas. We got Yeti groupies. We got Yeti groupies. Oh, and then what about the local besties in Chicago? We got to meet everyone. One of our listeners gifted me this football jersey because they know I love football. I guess I'm a Patrick Mahomes fan now. It was so loud. Our voices still haven't fully recovered yet. It was an emotional, wonderfully satisfying experience for Nick and me, and we hope it was for you all too. It was a life moment. We were born to do this, Jack. Yetis, thank you so much for coming out, for sharing your stories with us and hanging out past midnight after the show. Nick, what's the takeaway of our Chicago show? Talk to me. Let's do some more live shows. Yeah, drop a comment about what city you think we should hit next. But in the meantime, Jack and I spent the weekend recovering and preparing three fantastic stories. Jack, what's on today's tea boy?

For our first story, we need to talk about the dork stocks. Dorks. Open door, crispy cream, rocket, and coals.

The dorks are 2025s and meme stocks. They're surgeon, but Jack and I know exactly what they'll do next.

For our second story, South Park just naggedged a five-year, one-and-a-half billion-dollar deal from Paramount.

But that same day, South Park eviscerated Paramount, and the next day, Paramount got sold.

It's the strangest media moment of the year, and Nick and I are jumping in, T-boy style.

It's too weird.

And our third and final story is Vacation.

The most viral sunscreen brand in America with sales doubling every year.

Because Vacation puts sunscreen into a whipped cream bottle full of Baywatch.

But yet is before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Oh, what a mix of stories.

Great to be back with you, Jack.

This next bit is definitely not financial advice.

But if you do see Sidney today, then that's a buy signal.

Because Sidney, the 27-year-old It Girl actress, has been messing with the stock markets.

Yeah, Sidney Sweeney has become an

economic stimulus package. Because get this, last week, American Eagle announced a new denim deal with

Sydney. Sydney Sweeney's signature American Eagle jeans, classic. The result, American Eagle stock

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