Teens Getting High Drinking Condom Juice

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The New Trans Models For 2023 1:45.351 More Tik Tokkers Pretending To Have Disorders 7:20.032 Racist New Age Spiritualist Gets Kicked Out Of Home Depot 15:39.145 Knife Wielding Mom On The Playground 22:14.755 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:51.237 Getting High Huffing On Condom Juice 27:08.107 Sign Up Online To Date The Pharma Bro! 32:31.266 Fine Pickle Art 35:52.440 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:55.303 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022, coming up on the program today.
0:05.3	Tick-tarts making up new genders, languages, and disabilities.
0:09.0	Plus, the mental health advocate that wants to gun down her ex-boyfriend,
0:13.3	kids today are huffing condom fumes, apparently, and pickle-based art.
0:18.2	All this coming up today!
0:23.5	Distorted view daily.
0:25.5	Proudly present, grandma.
0:28.5	Talking about her shit.
0:30.8	The shit you're having this morning, and then...
0:32.8	I know it's different whenever I just talk about it,
0:35.2	when I'm trying to talk about it.
0:37.7	But that shit I had this morning came out of this all green and everything.
0:43.1	And I know it's from those Pope Greens I.
0:46.4	And I don't know, it's just gonna be something in those Pope Greens that sign a shit analyze or something.
0:53.2	It probably gets in the crevices of your colon and just wraps around it.
0:57.6	Because when that shit comes out, it's green.
1:01.4	And I think it takes a few shits with it.
1:05.0	And whenever I eat an apple, and an apple, and a thing agrees together,
1:08.8	and now I glance and just hope it takes my breath away.
1:13.8	And whenever I get through having this shit like that,
1:17.0	it feels like the sensation, like, I just got fucked in the ass.
1:22.1	And then it's not hurting anymore.
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