Sperming On A Wide Variety Pastries And Baked Goods

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:24 Meade Goes Big On /r/CrappyMusic 11:07:04 Meade Doesn’t “Get” Sex 13:45:21 Tiktokker’s Ass Wiping Strike Is Over 17:31:07 Airplane Freakout 21:35:07 The Good News About That Bridge Collapse 23:16:10 Trump Reference In The Star Spangled Banner / Biden Pissed On Easter 27:43:17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:29:21 Pedo […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, April 4th, 2024.
0:03.5	Coming up on the program today, Meed's new song is getting a lot of reactions and none of it is positive.
0:09.1	Plus an Easter Pea Party, a Lubstruck Pedo calls in a fake spool shooting and find out which
0:15.5	Tik-Tocher finally started wiping his ass again all is coming up today
0:22.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents the continuing adventures of Peter and Raymond.
0:29.0	Shut up, Loh, man. Shut up, Lohand! Shut up Lohand!
0:34.0	Shut up Lohin!
0:35.0	I didn't see you trying to cut your toenails.
0:41.0	I don't want to see if you cut your
0:44.0	so why would I worry about it for God's sake shut a lot of little man
0:57.0	I don't want to watch you cut your co-nails. I don't do that.
1:00.0	They're all mine.
1:02.0	So I pay pay for them.
1:04.0	I'm trying to eat them.
1:05.0	I pay for them, not you.
1:06.0	I would like to have eaten tonight also,
1:10.0	but I can't because of you talking about toenails.
1:15.0	Nobody wants to watch you cut your toenails
1:20.0	and nobody would steal your female workers.
1:24.0	Don't bother me, you go to bed.
1:26.0	Go to bed.
1:27.0	Don't bother me.
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