Sending Dick Pics To The AI Genital Warts Detector

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:00 Solar Eclipse / Aftermath Of The Rapture 03:22:14 My First VR Porn Experience: It’s Scary! 07:05:06 Urinating In And On Cars As A Fetish 11:48:19 Jane Jetson Is A Horny Bad Mommy Of The Future 21:20:03 Man Ruined His Apartment With His Slime Obsession 26:57:12 Meade Weight Update And […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, April 9th, 2024 coming up on the program today, covering your apartment
0:06.1	in slime made from Bertseed and excrement, plus power washing a stranger's vehicle and
0:11.0	piss, and exactly how many eyeballs were incinerated
0:14.7	because people stared at the damn solar eclipse.
0:17.6	Find out today on TV!
0:19.6	Oh mama, it's sex-tastic Tuesday.
0:27.0	Ugh, on Distorted View.
0:31.0	Welcome to 1-800, asshole.
0:34.0	Get ready the fun is about to begin.
0:36.0	Ladies, press one.
0:38.0	Straight guys, press two and gay guys,
0:40.0	and gay guys, press three. I'm on all fours and spread as wide as my legs will go, my ass arched high in the air. You can see the lube dripping down my crack. My girlfriend's
1:00.5	been working a vibrator in and out of my drenched
1:03.8	sled as she pushes that fat plug deeper and deeper.
1:08.6	Oh, I feel so good, it's insane.
1:13.0	I'm quivering with pleasure.
1:16.0	And I think I'm finally loosener for you to enter me.
1:20.0	Please, just...
1:22.0	Start with the tip and then grab my hips and think that thick stick of
1:27.2	ears as deep as it will go. Let's have an intimate encounter lover you and me.
1:34.0	T.L billing.com brings you the tightest
1:37.8	anal action allowed by law.
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