My Intense Dream Left Me Sticky And Ashamed

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:29:01 April Fool’s Day Wrap Up / Mom Beheaded 04:28:03 Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theories 14:06:09 Puff Daddy’s Sex Slave Went Ham In A Trump Hotel 19:01:07 Putting On Your Boxing Gloves During A Road Rage Moment 22:20:17 Just Doing Some Drunk Shopping 29:39:06 Support Distorted View Daily! 32:11:20 Get Super […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 coming up on the program today.
0:04.8	Next week's eclipse will either bring the end of the world or Bigfoot coming out of
0:08.9	hibernation, plus drunk shopping in the produce aisle.
0:12.1	Let's meet P. Diddy's male sex slave, and smoking
0:15.6	some frog venom in a Mexican tent in the middle of the city.
0:19.7	Distorted View Daily
0:24.0	proudly presents the elderly performing karaoke
0:29.0	This is how we do it. This is how we do it.
0:35.0	Jala la la.
0:38.0	Dala. La.
0:40.0	Dala.
0:42.0	Lala. This is how we do it.
0:45.0	This is how we do it. This is how we do it.
0:50.0	This is how we do it.
0:52.0	It's Friday night. I feel all right a party here on the west side
0:58.9	I reach for my party and then hurry up designated driver takes a key to the truck
1:04.0	he says shots and I'll fade it
1:06.0	ponies on the street so he money and we made it
1:08.0	it feels so good in my hood tonight
1:12.0	the summertime skirts and the guys are the old guys.
1:15.0	On the game banks, why's not about to drive by.
1:18.0	You gotta get your crew.
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