Sperming On A Communion Wafer

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 16 November 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:16.39 Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40 Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37 Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11 CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52 Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54 Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store Aisle 00:22:33:24.39 Meade Defends White Women Getting Arrested 00:31:44:09.18 Blowing Off Fireworks Inside A Movie Theater 00:35:38:13.49 Pedicab Joker Gets Physical 00:39:14:00.61 The Problem With […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 15th,
0:03.0	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.6	Holy blasphemy on a sperm cracker, Batman.
0:08.6	Why shooting off fireworks inside of an enclosed theater
0:11.7	is a bad idea. Rebuking shoppers in the name of Jesus Christ,
0:15.9	and arrested while attending a cuck brunch.
0:18.6	All coming up today.
0:19.6	You still don't understand what our children are up against?
0:24.0	Let me read you something that was posted on our message boards from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network.
0:31.0	It said this, he doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has over 9,000
0:36.4	penises and they're all raping children. What? something that was posted on our message board from someone who claims
0:53.4	claims to be a pet about.
0:55.4	They should have. What is the scouter see about is power level?
1:01.1	Nine, nine thousand.
1:02.4	What? You don't understand. 9,9,000. 1.
1:03.0	You don't understand.
1:05.0	What is the Scooter, see about its power level.
1:08.0	It's over 9,000.
1:10.0	So, I want you to go to. They use internet.
1:14.0	So I want you to know.
1:15.0	It's over 9,000.
1:18.0	9,000 people don't understand 9,000 people.
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