Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:22:15.40 A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12 Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35 Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13 One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45 Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75 DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73 Ms. Santos Is […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, November 17th,
0:03.0	2023 coming up on the program today, America's first Drag Queen and Congress
0:08.0	may have to cut her tenure short, plus the high school bully that goes around giving
0:12.1	unwanted dick injections and cock clot fever why being healthy may kill you.
0:18.6	All coming up today.
0:19.6	In my book I say that intoxication is good for children.
0:27.0	Butterfly in the sky.
0:29.0	I can go twice as high.
0:31.0	Getting high is good for children.
0:34.0	I am getting high.
0:37.0	I can't read it.
0:38.0	There's no word.
0:39.0	I can't go anywhere.
0:42.0	I can't do it. I can't do it I can't read there's no words there
0:45.4	fuck it a reading rainbow I can't read the fucking thing sucks
0:51.1	I am fucking high. What does that mean?
0:57.0	Marijuana makes them feel happy.
0:59.0	This is a kid's book.
1:01.0	Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album.
1:07.0	Sting fucking sucks!
1:10.0	Takes the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
1:13.0	Hi, Gallyo 20-33.
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