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Distorted View Daily

Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […]

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0:00.0

Hey, freaks, it's Monday, November 25th,

0:03.0

2024 coming up on the program today.

0:05.2

Dad's got custody of the kids this weekend,

0:07.7

so you know what that means?

0:09.4

Coke and prostitutes!

0:10.8

Plus, hang your most festive underwear

0:12.8

up on the masturbation tree,

0:14.6

and Chris Chan is preparing to become a father.

0:17.5

Armageddon is upon us.

0:22.8

Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Tim Henson's mother playing What's That Sound?

0:29.8

Basically, all I do is I play a sound, and you have to tell me what...

0:34.3

Oh, then I got it...

0:35.3

Yeah, I guess you have to guess what the sound is.

0:37.8

All right, ready?

0:38.1

Oh, God.

0:38.8

This is going to be another...

0:40.3

Another...

0:41.3

Okay, go ahead.

0:42.2

All right.

0:44.4

Ah.

0:45.5

No.

0:47.7

What is that sound?

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