Speed Dating Tips You Need to Know for a Second Date!

U Up?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Jared’s back from his first official week in Delray Beach, and Jordana wastes no time roasting his full Florida transformation complete with Joe Dirt vibes and surprise gifts for the crew (check out on YT!) In this ep, J&J weigh in on a Couples Court case where a boyfriend suggests his girlfriend ditch the hair dye to cut costs, sparking a convo about appearance, control, and whether your partner gets a say. Then, they dive into the age-old question: are women funny? A listener’s date doesn’t laugh at her (objectively great) jokes but loves Joe Rogan, and the hot takes start flying. Another emailer preps for a speed dating event and asks how to talk about her dating history without killing the vibe. And finally, it’s a Red Flag or Deal Breaker that involves a 3D anime boob mousepad and a very confused boyfriend! Tune in for a hilarious show and hot takes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:05.7	And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's
0:13.8	going on? What's the haps? I'm great. It's so wonderful to be back here with the new and transformed Florida man.
0:23.9	That's right.
0:24.7	Who walked into the office.
0:25.8	If you're watching this on YouTube, Jared looks like Joe Dirt.
0:30.7	Excuse me, Joe Deerte.
0:32.8	This is a...
0:33.6	He has done a full transformation into a Florida man.
0:38.3	I am a Florida man.
0:40.3	You were wearing a muscle tea.
0:42.3	I'm a Del Rey, my home, the Del Rey daddy, is in the hisy.
0:47.3	That's right.
0:49.3	Three days in Florida, I've changed.
0:51.3	I'm a new man.
0:53.3	I'm never been more comfortable in my entire life.
0:55.9	Quite tan.
0:56.9	I'm tan.
0:58.0	I got the arms out.
0:59.5	Wow.
0:59.9	That's right.
1:00.3	For the ladies, you're welcome.
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