Hinge Warned Me She Was a Scammer!

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This week’s Friday Feels kicks off with Jared reading a wild email straight from Hinge warning him that he may have matched with a scammer, which shocks Jordana but begs the question, did she have big boobs? From there, J&J spiral into a hilarious breakdown of dating app red flags and how scams somehow still get the swipe! Jordana defends her claim that eating tuna on a plane isn’t a crime, a lot of people love tuna! Then it’s time for some truly petty (or prudent?) listener emails, including one woman who stayed rent-free in her ex’s house and pulled off a stealth open house heist. Another listener hooked up with her downstairs neighbor and is now dodging plans, clingy texts, and sunburn lotion requests! Tune in on YouTube too! 👉 https://youtu.be/wzbXie8USpE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the UF podcast.
0:06.1	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:07.6	And I am Jared Fried.
0:09.4	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:12.2	How are you?
0:12.9	What's going on?
0:13.7	How's Ronnie?
0:14.8	Ronnie is great.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:17.4	Ron is Jordana's dog if you're new here.
0:19.5	Dare I say might be trained. Potty trained. That's you're new here. Dare I say, might be trained.
0:21.7	Potty trained.
0:22.9	Potty trained.
0:23.6	That's hockey.
0:24.2	Really?
0:24.5	Dare I say.
0:25.4	Really?
0:25.9	Yes, maybe, I think.
0:27.9	Are you getting more attuned to when Ronnie has to go?
0:30.7	Or is Ronnie, like, at the door, like, excuse me, Jordana, I've got to go outside and pick a shit.
0:34.9	I think it's a combination.
0:36.4	Okay. And the third thing is also he's gotten bigger, so his bladder is bigger.
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