Special Report: Alex's Cig Free Fortnight
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 127 minutes
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Summary
In a very special episode, Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania detailed the insane last two weeks of Alex's life, up-to and including being locked in an airport hanger with President Joe Biden. Regularly scheduled programing will resume next week.
As mentioned on the show, we are supporting the gofundme of Nate Moody and his family.
Mr. Pearlmania is Headlining Helium comedy club in Philly in September! Get tickets here: https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/223089
To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://alexisanerd.com
As mentioned on a previous Pod, the Pearlman's set up a Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72549, Thorndale, PA 19372.
Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com"
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| 0:41.6 | Welcome to another episode of Pearlmania 500. |
| 0:44.8 | The podcast where a husband and wife duo usually research a topic heavily. |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, usually. |
| 0:52.8 | Usually. |
| 0:53.2 | And then they throw that information to each other, like two screaming. |
| 0:57.7 | Expectations now. |
| 0:59.2 | Screaming howler monkeys. |
| 1:00.7 | They chucked each other's faces and smear it on the walls. |
| 1:04.8 | The way you describe our podcast is always so gross. |
| 1:09.3 | It's incredibly gross. |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.9 | We have a very different episode for you this week. |
| 1:13.2 | We will tell you more after this wonderful theme song from His Name Was Dusk. |
| 1:24.1 | There's a place where you can't stay |
| 1:31.4 | When the world gets to insane |
| 1:34.5 | Yeah |
| 1:36.0 | When the world gets to inane |
| 1:39.6 | Tune in to Pearl mania |
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