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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2023

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Another early youtuber grifted too close to the sun, and Mrs. P is there with all of the research to horrify us all.

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0:00.0	Well, if you are like us, you recently survived wildfires.
0:04.3	Whoop, who?
0:05.0	Choking the air that we breathe.
0:07.0	Uh-huh.
0:07.5	And now you're listening to a new episode of Pearl Mania 500.
0:12.0	Yep, that's what we're doing.
0:13.4	That's what we do.
0:14.3	The sky literally on fire, but you still have to go to work.
0:18.3	We're giggling through the end of times.
0:20.7	Yeah, we're here to entertain you with knowledge that a husband and wife duo do their research on, in air quotes.
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:27.6	And then they lure dump at each other's feet.
0:30.2	And we had to get it done real quick because everybody on Reddit's closing down their Reddit threads.
0:34.0	Oh, yeah, that's true, too.
0:35.7	I was like, ah, I got to get all this research done.
0:37.7	Yeah, because Reddit might be shutting down now.
0:39.6	Listen, it doesn't matter.
0:40.9	How am I going to source my journalistic materials?
0:43.7	Well, you'll do it the same way everybody else does.
0:45.8	Google?
0:46.5	Asking their ants on Facebook.
0:48.1	Oh, God.
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