Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2023

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

2 hours of Mr. Pearlmania gleefully celebrating the death of Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson, while Mrs. Pearlmania has a revelation about the general them of this show.

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0:00.0	Did you know that parents rank financial literacy as the number one most difficult life skill to teach?
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0:14.3	and keep an eye on your kids spending with real-time notifications.
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0:28.4	today at greenlight.com slash get started. That's G-R-E-E-N-L-I-G-H-T dot com slash get started.
0:37.2	Welcome to episode 24 of Pearlmania. Bebo-B-B-B-B-U-B-H-T dot com slash get started. Welcome to episode 24 of Pearlmania 500.
0:42.4	The podcast where a husband and wife duo research deeply into a topic so deep that levels of pressure would crush the average marriage.
0:53.2	This is not a homemade submarine.
0:56.0	No, it's a podcast.
0:57.5	No, it's a Blue Chew ad.
0:59.1	Well, it could be.
1:00.0	It could be potentially if the people at Blue Chew weren't cowards.
1:04.8	They've never reached out to us and we've never reached out to them.
1:07.7	It's never going to happen.
1:08.6	Listen, I'm telling you, I'll take Blue Chew money.
1:10.4	I bet you would.
1:11.7	I fucking would.
1:12.6	And then he'd build a sweet, sweet submersible with it.
1:15.1	You know what?
1:15.6	On today's episode, before I, after I hit this theme, I will explain to you of exactly what I would do if I could turn this into a commercial empire and the level of power that one man can wield on today's long-awaited episode
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