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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?Topics Include: Intro (0:00)You overshot it (16:20)The Breaking Bad house (21:16)Country artists in the morning (30:23)Sharing germs (41:00)Ego's Anonymous (56:20)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Athletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositiveMiracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Hey, keep rolling, roll, and roll, you know what that song?
0:26.0	It's been a while since you kicked us off like that too.
0:28.0	Uh, move in, now move out.
0:30.1	That's a limp biscuit.
0:31.4	Wow, dude.
0:32.2	Limp biscuit, I wasn't allowed to listen touit. Wow, dude.
0:33.0	I wasn't allowed to listen to them.
0:34.0	No, yeah, I wasn't allowed either.
0:36.0	High school?
0:37.0	Maybe I was in high school.
0:38.0	I was in middle school.
0:39.0	Yeah, I was probably like, I don't know, fifth or sixth grade.
0:42.0	Yeah, but they had the Fred Durst had the red
0:44.0	backwards like Yankees oh for sure gosh it was way too big for his head
0:47.8	obviously over his ears ears tucked in and he dated oh ears tucked into the head
0:51.6	yeah that's a move and he dated, oh you're tucked into the head? Yeah, that's a move. And he dated
0:53.7	Brady Spears. Yeah. Yeah, goat. You know what I think? Yeah, goat. Here's, all right.
0:59.1	What do you think? No, no, I'll do. First of all, all right, well let me just start off at the, okay, because like, you know how like this, that like, generation of like kids in their 20s now have, tell me if you go with me on this.
1:14.4	Sure.
1:14.9	Like if you ask the Kidder 20s, like who's like your girl, right?
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