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Net Positive with John Crist

The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".Intro (0:00)Celebrity baseball game (12:50)Football pressure (20:55)Tim Tebow (26:55)Fulfillment (40:15)Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBlinkist: Go to blinkist.com/netpositive  to start your 7-day free trial AND get 25% off of a Blinkist Premium membership. And now, for a limited time, you can use Blinkist Connect to share your premium account you will get 2 premium subscriptions for the price of one.Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.

0:13.0

On the net, it's a positive.

0:15.0

Net,

0:20.0

Net. Net

0:23.0

D-D-D-Dette-Dette-Dette-positive what's going on everybody.

0:27.0

New setup.

0:28.0

Yeah, we got a new set up.

0:29.0

I love it.

0:30.0

Do people know about it?

0:31.0

We're not going to go wide.

0:32.0

We can't reveal it yet.

0:33.0

They'll see it once we jump in.

0:34.0

Yeah, we can't.

0:35.0

Once we introduce the guests, they'll see it.

0:37.3

I'm not at a desk.

0:38.5

Is it my first time?

0:39.6

Not at a desk?

0:40.3

Yeah.

0:40.7

Yeah, I think it is.

0:41.7

Now what do I do? Should I cross my legs?

0:44.0

However you feel most comfortable.

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