Getting Your Tires Pumped

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)Funny facial hair guy (22:48)SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)FGL rules (57:40)Female Influencers (1:04:44)Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBlinkist: Go to blinkist.com/netpositive to start your 7-day free trial AND get 25% off of a Blinkist Premium membership. And now, for a limited time, you can use Blinkist Connect to share your premium account you will get 2 premium subscriptions for the price of one.PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Welcome in everybody,
0:20.0	net positive, dude. We on, are we at your a year yet?
0:27.0	Almost, man.
0:28.0	Yeah, I was to a year?
0:29.0	Almost.
0:30.0	What do we gotta do? We gotta have a cake.
0:31.0	52 would be a year, right?
0:32.0	We do. Yeah. We do.
0:33.0	Yeah, 52.
0:34.0	44?
0:35.0	44.
0:36.0	We got to do something, bro.
0:38.0	We got to get cake.
0:39.0	45.
0:40.0	You know in like sobriety, they have like a like a celebration for you. Chip. Yeah, but if you do like a celebration for you chip yeah but if you do like a year or something they bring like a
0:46.0	cake for you nice yeah we'll figure somehow yeah yeah a song a little something a year
0:50.9	yeah a celebration for a year yeah let's see we back on the road. Oh, dude. We're going out west. Nice. We never go out west. This weekend, we're going to Albuquerque, New Mexico. All right, we're going to Albuquerque and I told him to set up because like during the day we don't do anything.
1:07.0	If we're on the tour bus, we don't do anything. You get there at 7 in the morning and you're just like what do we do?
1:12.0	Yeah. Sometimes we play golf. I said to set up like they have a
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