Spaghetti-tree Hoax

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Our love of land mammals is well documented, but on today's episode, we dip a (very attractive) toe into the world of aquatic mammals! Emily went whale watching recently, and Lisa appreciates a productivity tip from a previous episode. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Spaghetti-tree hoax," a reminder that we might take our current base line culinary knowledge for granted.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:30.0	welcome to quote-unquote baby geniuses. I am quote Emily Heller. I am quote Lisa
0:39.3	Hanawal unquote if you insist. If that is my real name. And allegedly this is our
0:50.0	podcast. I'm very skeptical today for some reason.
0:55.0	Woke up a bit skeptical, a bit suspicious.
1:00.0	Yeah. We haven't recorded in a while because I, the last, we recorded our last episode in advance
1:10.0	and the weekend that we were going to record it I went whale watching.
1:13.6	Yes. And it was so cool.
1:17.2	Did you see whales?
1:18.4	We saw whales. We saw whales. We saw like a...
1:21.8	So we went out to like near the channel islands which like so we
1:28.5	left from like Oxnard or Ventura which is like you know just north of like Malibu basically on if you are
1:39.2	unfamiliar with California geography I don't know why you would be we are the center of the world
1:44.8	it's known largely for its outlet malls I believe up there yeah we were staying
1:56.6	in like 1,000 Oaks, which is like where like the Kardashians, they live nearby in Calabassa, so I felt like we were in a very, very like traditional Southern California celebrity area.
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