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🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything |
0:23.0 | baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.0 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm'm Emily. I'm Lisa. This is our show that we do. No one else does it. |
0:38.0 | If you're thinking about recording this podcast, I want you to stop in your tracks, take a look |
0:46.6 | in the mirror and say, not today or ever. |
0:50.4 | What the fuck is your problem? |
0:59.5 | Don't try to record our podcast because you could probably do a better job than us and I don't want you to replace us. Oh God. No, we're very good. Very good. That just reminded me of two things. It reminded me of, |
1:11.5 | first of all, I don't want to say this a racist chant that white people say |
1:15.5 | You will not replace us but no for this podcast it don't replace us as the host of baby geniuses |
1:21.2 | I don't support it I don't want to evoke it at all. I don't want to evoke that. No. I should yeah. But the other thing that I just I really don't like Neil degrass Tyson and you know he has been accused of sexual |
1:38.4 | misconduct in the past but also he's very annoying and it made me I talk about talking about |
1:46.9 | looking yourself in the mirror one of the things like he's one of the most |
1:50.7 | annoying people on Twitter in the world and one of the most annoying people on Twitter in the world |
1:53.4 | and one of the things that he keeps doing |
1:55.7 | is he keeps posting the same thing over and like, |
1:58.4 | you know, people, the way that Corey Booker always |
2:01.8 | tweets like, I'm in an exclusive relationship with coffee like over and over again. |
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