I just can't can't fucking get it right. I'm the worst galactic manager in the entire multiverse.

Hi everybody, welcome to the God show. I'm your host, The Lord thy God.

Jesus Christ isn't with me this week. He took the week off, because, you know, these kids these days and their vacations.

I think he went to planet Earth. Maybe he's going to one of those, like

no mask parties and seeing if he can catch COVID because, you know, whatever, he'll be back in three days great so on the show today in lieu of

Jesus being here because he's gone no one can find Jesus I'm going to have an old friend

on Moses you might have heard of him right and

we're going to discuss our history and then Moses is going to fill in for Jesus and we're going to discuss some me damn world news and some me damn religious news and all kinds of fun stuff. We might even study some Bible stories with me and him.

You know, who knows what we'll get up to?

So with no further ado, uh, let's bring him on. Moses, get out here.

Hello, how are you?

Good to see you.

Bla da da.

Bla da. Bla.

Sorry, sorry, that's not the way you want me to start it, but that's okay, that's how I do it.

Oh, Moses, I just wanted to thank you

for filling in for Jesus this week. Yeah I mean it's okay I mean it makes complete

sense because I a Jew was born when Egyptians ruled the people

of Israel and Jesus a Jew was born when Romans ruled the people of Israel.

I was hidden in Egypt three months to keep me alive.

Jesus was also hidden in Egypt to keep himself alive.

True, true.

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