You got to shake your ass.

Okay.

I'm going to buy the name of Swiss and mustard.

We're going to get this party started.

Let's go.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome back to the Be There in Five podcast.

It is Tuesday morning. I'm on my third

cup of coffee. It's 8.30 a.m. and my dog's already thrown up blueberries. And while cleaning

it up, I spilled an entire blue gatorade on the floor, my couch, and the wall. This all happened

in about 30 seconds. And it was vaguely like that scene from

the parent trap where Hallie gets revenge on Annie's cabin, and as soon as she wakes up, she

steps in molasses and, like, disaster ensues, and then that girl wakes up covered in honey.

And then that other girl wakes up, can we all agree that the girl who wakes up with shaving

cream on her head and like the bikini drawn on her pajamas made out like a bandit? Some girl

freaking woke up covered in honey. That is my nightmare. Stickiness is the eighth deadly sin.

That is not comparable to being covered in shaving cream. But anyway, I should remind you of who I am in case you're new. I've noticed I've not been introducing myself on the past few podcasts, but I'm Kate. I'm the owner and founder of a company called Be There and Five. We are first and foremost known for inventing something called the Remindormat. We also have a line of artwork, a consulting arm, and now this podcast, which I use as a means to cope through the lonely and somewhat thankless days of self-employment and to ramble about pop culture, my daily observations, the 90s zeitgeist, and the like. So thank you for joining me, while I distract myself from all of the high fructose corn syrup that's now probably in the cracks of my walls and will give me ants.

Even though my apartment is now covered in blue, Gatorade and blueberries, I, for one, am not blue.

Why? Because of Eve, and this song you just heard, her 2007 hit called Tambourine.

I put on... This is on my playlist of songs to play when I'm feeling a little meh,

when I'm, when I need a little pep in my step. I put on songs like tambourine when I'm feeling

as meh as Lauren B's personality, for example. It kind of reminds me, not that I frequent

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