Hi, everybody, babies, James Dean and Cable, never know what she means to me.

I feel for the girl that's on TV.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome back to the Be There in Five podcast.

The podcast of a girl who fantasizes about Prince Harry singing that very song you just heard,

LFO's 1999 hit, Girl on TV, sung four and two,

Jennifer Love Hewitt. I fantasize about Prince Harry singing that song to Megan Markle at their royal

wedding reception. Why? Because I believe Harry did fall in love with the girl on TV.

I don't believe for a second that he didn't watch suits and she wasn't somewhat handpicked.

I don't believe for a second she hasn't been watching him her whole life.

She kind of fell in love with the boy on TV.

You know, I don't believe for a second that anybody that has access to a reservoir of information about somebody there dating, courting, however casual, wouldn't absolutely submerge themselves

in publicly available information about their paramour.

I don't care if you're a prince that has, allegedly has better things to do than watch

six seasons of a cable legal drama.

I don't care if you're Brittany Cartwright who swears she's never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules,

despite having singled out jacks at a Vegas bar, gets in a relationship with them, moves to L.A. to get on the show,

then gets her family a spin-off show and continues to stay with him so she'll on the show, despite him cheating on her constantly

with every surhost, as his therapist, his Reiki Master, whoever. That is not the plight of a woman

who knows nothing about reality TV. I think any warm-blooded human on TV or not stalks and

familiarizes themselves with their prospective lover's background information, or in this case, body of work or content.

And yes, I do hate the word lovers.

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