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Someone In Studio Is Paying A Witch To Turn Her Luck Around!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

She found a witch she believes will actually clear her bad luck! And she's also a Bert Show listener...is this the end for Cassie's chaos?

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

So it would appear now that Cassie maybe is getting some help with her bad luck. Finally, I have turned to the Etsy witches. Etsy witches. I'm grasping at straws. I ask you because I'm emailing psychics and stuff up in here. No one is returning my emails. Really? It is bizarre. And I'm very much like, hey, I'll pay you.

0:21.5

I will give you with the monies, please. Are you telling them, are you lining up everything that's been going wrong and it may be scaring people off? No, for exactly that reason. I just say I've had a lot of bad luck. I don't know what's going on. I think I need some help, cleansing. No response.

0:36.7

Crickets.

0:37.1

They're like,

0:37.4

we've seen your future.

0:38.2

We can't help you.

0:38.9

No.

0:40.0

Who do you reach out for something like that? going on. I think I need some help. Cleansing. No response. Crickets. They're like, we've seen your future. We can't help you.

0:39.7

Who do you reach out for something like that? What do they call?

0:43.0

So I've been looking at energy healers, at

0:45.8

terror readers, mystics, psychics.

0:50.1

Like, I've just been anyone who's got any kind of kick in their name. I'm like,

0:53.4

help me out. I feel like we've got to find you like a shaman or something.

0:56.2

That would be nice. Unfortunately, I did find a lead on an energy healer, but they're out in L.A., so not going to help me much. Tommy, what happened to your dude in Ohio? I did talk to him. Renee talked to him. Tim, and he said he would do it. We just have to fly him in.

1:09.2

He's in Canton, Ohio.

1:11.3

Because if anybody can save Cassie. He's in Canton, Ohio.

1:11.2

Because if anybody can save Cassie, it's a man named Tim.

1:14.9

From Canton, Ohio.

1:16.9

We'll take it.

1:17.5

Magical Tim from Canton.

1:18.7

Why is Tim from Canton so special?

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