The Bird Show

So Mr. Mikey, you found yourself in a new type of position on a flight last week.

Yeah.

It started off really well and then I was in big trouble.

You joined the Mile High Club?

I wish.

So I went to San Antonio last week on our week off.

I flew into San Antonio, went to Bandera, Texas.

Nobody's ever heard of it.

It's a population of like 900.

Beautiful town, went dancing for the weekend.

What brought you to Bandera?

It's Labor Day weekend.

You go there, you dance, you two-step, you waltz, you go to Arki arki silver dollar and bandera banderah Texas you are the only torus bandera has seen

in the last hundred it was a lot of people confused like you're from georgia what are you

doing here no sir how did you hear about bandara so it used to be like a wild wild west

town so my grandpa used to go,

they almost burned down the jail. It's just like, it's stories like the Wild West. And it's

obviously different now, but it's still very cool places. Like on my Instagram, there's pictures of

Arki Silver Dollar. And it's the coolest underground bar you've ever been to in your life there's like a table where hank williams carved his name in it uh just the coolest place you've ever been an old jukebox at casa quarter to play like five songs is it a notorious like tourist spot in texas no no it's only if you know what you're doing. And yeah, it's the sickest place ever.

I would move there. That's where I want to have my honeymoon. I want to get married there. Yeah, it's amazing. It's so much fun. If it fits you, man. You ever go two-stepping? It's fun. I do like it to get two-step. It's fun. No, I'm looking it up.

Maybe you can take your next girls group.

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