This is the bird show.

Virtual listeners, I want you to judge me, and I also want you to play the part of my therapist here, because I have a, I'm on a weird block for some reason.

You have a hang-up on something?

It's a hang.

Yeah, a hang-up is a better word for it.

And I can't figure out exactly why.

So you guys play therapist.

Cassie, get in on this.

You're fairly intelligent.

Ooh, Dr. Klingern, Dr. Young, and Dr. Murphy.

Okay, so here's the deal.

So my girlfriend Amanda has a almost five-year-old.

And whenever I refer to him or I am talking to people about him,

I say my girlfriend's son, which irritates her.

She says, I don't know why you keep saying my son.

That's our son.

And I have a block about it and i can't really figure out why with the exception of that he's not my son i already have a theory okay and if you guys got

anything here i think i have a micro theory but i'm'm just not sure. One 855 bircham.

So I'm going to throw my micro theory in with your micro theory. And by the way, I think it's

really beautiful that she wants me to, I mean, yes. I do. And let me just also preface this by saying

this. I love that kid, man. I am really excited by helping them try to raise him, you know.

So he does feel, he's not in my house full time.

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