This is the bird show.

Sometimes if you think about something a little too hard, you start to wonder like,

um, it was actually a really good idea.

And somebody decided to think about Atlanta, not just as a city, but as a concept.

So Bruce Rance on Instagram decided to lay it all out there and say, you know, if we were really going to plan out this city, would Atlanta be a good idea? No man will be bored. Nobody will have to worry about having

fun on weekdays. Yeah. The only fun to be had is smoking hookah. No, no, no, no, no, no, what is that?

No. Going slow on a road. Going to speed limit will be a concern for no man. Yeah, okay, yeah. So the real speed limit will be five accidents an hour. Wow. There'll be traffic everywhere you go. No, no, no, no, no. Every man will be in touch with their feminine side. Okay. I'm okay with this. But they'll be too busy touching each other to pay attention to women.

Parking, worrying about parking

will be a concern for no man.

Right? I don't need to be.

But you'll have to be wary where

you park because your car will always get broken

into it. I'm not going to

go to the spirit. God bless this city.

It's a beautiful messed up place.

So we're all out on Saturday night.

When I say, oh, I am tagging along with the youth group, right?

Which was a bad idea.

I'm past that.

I think I have two more of those in my life left in me.

Actually, I don't have any. No. So after the award show on Saturday night, I met up with the youth group. I had a friend in town that's like, hey, let's go gay bar trawling. I'm like, okay, fun. I don't care so long as we're all hanging out. Couldn't care less about the venue. So we go out, we meet Amber and Rebecca and Jackson ended up showing up also and Mike and their significant other.

So we're all having us a really great time.

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