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Someone In Studio Is Being Honored For Being HOT!

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🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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She was honored for being HOT! How did the photoshoot go, Abby? She shares!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

All right.

0:01.5

So while we're with you here, tell us about the pretty photo shoot yesterday.

0:05.0

Oh, yeah. So I'm getting featured in Jezebel Magazine, which when I told my dad, he's like, you're being featured in what magazine? Yeah, I know, right? You chose to be in Jezebel Magazine. My dad, like the Southern Baptist man that he is, he's like, I don't know if I want my daughter in Jezebel Magazine. No, it's like a, it's an Atlanta lifestyle magazine.

0:02.7

I mean, it's iconic at this point.

0:04.8

I mean, it's iconic at this point. I mean,

0:24.6

it's been around 20 something years, maybe 30 something years. Yeah, it's been around for forever. And every summer they do a feature where they highlight 20 singles in the Atlanta area. And they call them the most eligible singles in Atlanta.

0:19.0

And for some reason, they think I should be a part of that because I was invited to a photo shoot yesterday where I had to wear, and I quote, this is what they wanted us to wear, something you would want your ex to see you in. And I'm like, okay, I don't have, I don't have literally any. I rent on my clothes. And so I got all these cocktail dresses for the week and I'm like, oh my God,

0:54.6

none of them look good on me. I had to like stress order something that ended up being perfect. But yeah, I spent a stupid amount of money on hair and makeup yesterday because I was like, you know what? If my ex is going to see me, my non-existent exes, I need to look really, really good. Oh, girl, you were slaying. You looked amazing. Thank you. Shout out to Erica Bogart. She crushed my hair and makeup yesterday. She actually did my hair and makeup for

1:15.1

our Burt Show photo shoot when I first joined. And so I was like, oh, I know exactly who I need to

1:18.9

call. So she did my hair and my makeup, beautiful, beautiful, sent me on my way. The photo shoot

1:23.9

for me was at noon. And I was kind of excited because like everyone was back to back to back. Like we had these 15 minute increments. And I was like, oh, this is so cool. I'm going to get to see who the other like eligible singles are in the area. Like maybe these will be new friends or maybe a potential love interest. And so I was really, really excited because I look good. I got this dress on. I'd go down to Buckhead for the photo shoot. and I show up right on time and I kind of assumed the photo shoot

1:27.9

it's gonna be growing. look good. I got this dress on. I'd go down to Buckhead for the photo shoot. And I show up right on time.

1:45.9

And I kind of assumed the photo shoot, it's going to be running a little bit late. Like those things never run on time. So I show up. They're in the middle of a photo shoot with the girl before me. And I'm like, oh, she looks so good. I'm going to go change. And, you know, I'll hang out in the back and I'll wait. So I get there, my time was 12, but we were supposed to get there at 15 minutes early.

1:44.1

So I get there at 1145.

1:46.2

So 1145 comes around and I'll wait. So I get there. My time was 12, but we were supposed to get there at 15 minutes early. So I get there at 1145. So 1145 comes around and I'm like, got my dress on, I'm hanging out. And then 12 comes around. And they're like, moving her to other locations in the showroom and they're taking more photos. I'm like, oh, this is so cool. Okay. They want to make sure they get the right photo for everyone. I love this. So she's, you know, it's going a little bit late. My time has passed. I'm like, I'll mingle with the other people because there are people coming

2:03.6

after me. My time has

2:17.6

passed. I'm like, I'll mingle with the other people because there are people coming after me.

2:20.5

Like, whoever has the 1230 spot, like, I'll hang out with them. No one shows up. They're still taking photos of this girl. And all of a sudden, it's like 1215. I'm like, they really want the right shot of this girl. Okay, whatever. Like, this is cool. My time's coming. So finally, they wrap up with her.

2:18.5

It's about

2:35.1

15 minutes pass which is fine normal photo shoots they like run long and i kid you not i've got my dress

2:41.6

on i've got my heels on finally wore those jimmy shoes that you got me which i have not been able to

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