He Hung Out With His Girlfriend’s Son Solo And Totally Botched It!
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🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | I pretty much botched everything I did in like the couple of hours that I had my girlfriend's son this weekend, right? |
| 0:08.7 | And I should have learned this lesson with my own kids back in the day. |
| 0:11.9 | And I did learn this lesson because when I got divorced and when the kids were on my custody time initially, I just felt like I needed to do like big things to entertain them |
| 0:23.7 | so they would have memories. And I remember them coming over to the house and I'd be just |
| 0:29.7 | racking my brain. What are we going to do? Then I'd end up going to like Target and spending |
| 0:33.6 | a stupid amount of money on these things we could do together because they're going to have |
| 0:37.1 | the time of their lives when they're with their dad. |
| 0:39.1 | So I kind of felt the same thing with Amanda's son, Aza, this weekend. |
| 0:43.9 | I didn't have him but for like a couple of hours. |
| 0:46.5 | But I felt like, all right, this is really kind of one-on-one time with him. |
| 0:52.3 | And as you know, this is a kid that needs to be active all the time. |
| 0:56.5 | I entertain that kid far more. |
| 0:58.9 | It takes me more show prep time with Asa than it does for this show. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.2 | So Asa and Jimmy are the same age. |
| 1:05.1 | Aisa's about six months older than Jimmy. |
| 1:06.7 | But I tried to introduce Jimmy to independent play the other day. |
| 1:10.7 | Oh, ha ha. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah, he's like independent who, independent one? |
| 1:15.4 | So I'm going to spend a couple of hours with him, so I got to go over the top. |
| 1:18.8 | So to prep for this, I go over to Target. |
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