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Someone In Studio Almost Got Banned From Flying For The Silliest Reason!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Is this the silliest thing that can happen to you at the airport? Bert was almost banned from flying for the stupidest reason! Here’s what went down.

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0:29.0

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0:34.0

I had what I consider the silliest exchange that I have ever had with a gate agent

0:41.4

while leaving for Lexington, Kentucky on Thursday.

0:45.0

First of all, my flight was delayed from like 1 o'clock to 5 o'clock.

0:49.0

That's not a big deal, right? That happens all the time.

0:52.0

But as I'm boarding the flight and Amanda is

0:57.3

boarding the flight, you know how like you show you scan on your phone your

1:00.9

ticket or whatever and usually it's that little green light that comes on you just

1:04.7

bored your plane right we've all been there a million different times there's

1:08.4

particular case though I put my screen down and it shows red uh-uh you ain't getting on enough light so the

1:16.1

gate agent looks at it goes back to her computer. It says, do you have a passport?

1:25.0

To get to Kentucky.

1:27.0

The computer is telling me that you need a valid passport to get on this flight.

1:34.0

And I said, okay, and I was a little bit buzzed at the time,

1:39.0

but I was very patient and I said, let's take a look at this.

1:41.0

Does this sound silly to you?

1:42.0

Is what I said, she's like, hey, don this sound silly to you is what I said she's like hey

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