He’s Divorcing His Wife After Realizing He’s Been Lying For YEARS!
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🗓️ 29 October 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The ASA regulates UK ads across all media, including radio, to make sure they stick to the rules. |
| 0:08.0 | You should be able to trust the ads you hear, whether you love them or hate them. |
| 0:14.0 | So we're by your side and keeping our ears open because every little helps. |
| 0:22.0 | The ASA, keeping ads legal, decent, honest and truthful. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:29.0 | The Bert show |
| 0:33.6 | America you could take comfort today. I know you've had this experience and you've been |
| 0:37.4 | scarred so you've decided not even to try it anymore but that all changes |
| 0:41.4 | this week. We've all been there where you go to a |
| 0:44.2 | McDonald's and you're like oh you know it sounds great a McFlurry. |
| 0:47.2 | Ooh! Mm-hmm hurts right? How come? Because the ice cream machine never works. |
| 0:53.0 | Never works, right? |
| 0:54.0 | About one out of every ten times you go into a McDonald's. |
| 0:59.0 | The McFlory machine's never working, right? |
| 1:01.0 | Found out there's a reason for that and it changes this week. |
| 1:03.7 | When they made the McFlory machine it was one company named Taylor |
| 1:08.6 | that owned the rights to fixing all of their own machines. |
| 1:13.2 | So any time there was a busted McFlory machine at McDonald's, |
| 1:16.6 | McDonald's had to call Taylor. |
| 1:18.0 | Taylor's like, ah, I'm busy. |
| 1:19.7 | I got, we got things to do. |
| 1:21.4 | We're all over the country. so it was the only company they |
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