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that Jerry's were making deals while the piggy squeals.

On a follow-up to a follow-up story, newly elected Mayor Slaubush announced that Tom

Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's Club, the citizens of the

township were outraged.

In response, Mayor Slaubush put out a video, further enraging the citizens of Crabapple.

He then signed into law, buy one, get one, mango margaritas at Margarita

Chacharitas, causing the township to be further outraged and mostly drunk. In response to the

Bogo Declaration, the pastor of the hard sword of the Lord called the mayor and demanded that

he rescind the buy one, get one, mango margaritas at margarita chacharitas

so if you're following up to this point everyone is outraged at everyone now with the entire

township in chaos mayor slawbush has put another pin in the paddle signing yet another mayoral

declaration that crabapple citizens can only

drink two alcoholic beverages per week.

As you can imagine, most crabapplians, this crab appellian included, are very upset by this

current declaration.

Our man on the street, Jimmy Peckerwood, caught up with some people on Main Street to

find out how they

felt about being limited to just two alcoholic beverages per week. Here's what one crabapple citizen had to say. Two drinks a week? Well, that's just not feasible, not in this country. Well, come on, man, two drinks a week. What's that going to do for you? I mean, that doesn't even get you through a day. A reasonable amount, if you're, I mean, if you're at home, you should be able to have like four beer. That's just, that ain't, that's just two more. I mean, I'll have six, but four is a fair number. And in further developing news, many citizens of the township have gathered in protest at Margarita

Chacharitos and in a sign of solidarity are drinking as many alcoholic drinks as they possibly

can, with some customers reportedly there for over 36 hours.

While the local municipal hospital only reports a few minor injuries,

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