Habeas Pump'em!
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Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community. |
| 0:07.6 | I'm Deborah Flitzflats. |
| 0:08.9 | I'll be taking you around town to show you what's going down. |
| 0:12.0 | Excitement grows this week in Crab Apple as pastor and certified Instagram exorcist, |
| 0:17.3 | Rockwell Paddycake, visits the township. |
| 0:19.8 | He's here to perform miracles on the locals, |
| 0:22.2 | exercise demons, and grow his flock, and following on TikTok and YouTube. While Pastor Pattycake |
| 0:28.4 | does not have a home church of his own, he can be found on all his social handles at Paddycake, |
| 0:34.4 | Paddycake Bakersman. One local woman who had been suffering from the demon itch |
| 0:39.1 | has been reportedly cured after Pastor Patty Cake, |
| 0:42.3 | quote, splashed his holy waters into my barren shores, end quote. |
| 0:47.1 | Pastor Patty Cake then went on to perform a miracle exorcism |
| 0:50.2 | while visiting the local evangelical church. |
| 0:52.6 | Located right here on Southwest Pabels Avenue, |
| 0:55.3 | the living word of faith and baptismal charisma, |
| 0:58.0 | fellowship of the new Holy Life Assembly of God, |
| 1:00.9 | deeper Bible and liturgy, Church of Luke. |
| 1:03.4 | I had an opportunity to witness some of the services. |
| 1:06.0 | Here's what one of those exorcisms sounded like from inside the church. |
| 1:10.0 | A demon came with his penis and put it in my mouth. And then he tried, he came again and he slept with me last week. And I told the pastor that I need deliverance again. And since then my private party has been itching me. It's been itching. Yes. Look that demo! Look, look, Oro-Sex, Dima. You see Oro-Sex? |
| 1:29.3 | Look, Oro-Sex. Look, look, look. You, Oro-Sex. You're Oro-Sex. Let the sperm of that man out. Out! Out! You, Dimo! Pastor Patty Cake then went on to sign copies of his new book for a small donation fee and gave worshippers an exclusive opportunity to buy his new holy meme coin, Bitcake. |
| 1:47.7 | Pastor Patty. of his new book for a small donation fee and gave worshippers an exclusive opportunity to buy his |
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