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The Commercial Break

Habeas Pump'em!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Episode #738: Bryan & Krissy discuss the intricate and secret process behind the Conclave slated to take place soon. Will we soon hear "Habeas Pump'em"? Or is it Habmeus pompem? We shall all find out once the black smoke turns white and the hard partying 75 year old men return with an answer. Then. South Georgia Sean calls in to talk about his unusual profession of nuisance control in the swamps of low country! TCBit: WSHIT's Focus On Community takes a look at Pastor Pattycake and his traveling exorcism road show and meme coin! Watch EP #738 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community.

0:07.6

I'm Deborah Flitzflats.

0:08.9

I'll be taking you around town to show you what's going down.

0:12.0

Excitement grows this week in Crab Apple as pastor and certified Instagram exorcist,

0:17.3

Rockwell Paddycake, visits the township.

0:19.8

He's here to perform miracles on the locals,

0:22.2

exercise demons, and grow his flock, and following on TikTok and YouTube. While Pastor Pattycake

0:28.4

does not have a home church of his own, he can be found on all his social handles at Paddycake,

0:34.4

Paddycake Bakersman. One local woman who had been suffering from the demon itch

0:39.1

has been reportedly cured after Pastor Patty Cake,

0:42.3

quote, splashed his holy waters into my barren shores, end quote.

0:47.1

Pastor Patty Cake then went on to perform a miracle exorcism

0:50.2

while visiting the local evangelical church.

0:52.6

Located right here on Southwest Pabels Avenue,

0:55.3

the living word of faith and baptismal charisma,

0:58.0

fellowship of the new Holy Life Assembly of God,

1:00.9

deeper Bible and liturgy, Church of Luke.

1:03.4

I had an opportunity to witness some of the services.

1:06.0

Here's what one of those exorcisms sounded like from inside the church.

1:10.0

A demon came with his penis and put it in my mouth. And then he tried, he came again and he slept with me last week. And I told the pastor that I need deliverance again. And since then my private party has been itching me. It's been itching. Yes. Look that demo! Look, look, Oro-Sex, Dima. You see Oro-Sex?

1:29.3

Look, Oro-Sex. Look, look, look. You, Oro-Sex. You're Oro-Sex. Let the sperm of that man out. Out! Out! You, Dimo! Pastor Patty Cake then went on to sign copies of his new book for a small donation fee and gave worshippers an exclusive opportunity to buy his new holy meme coin, Bitcake.

1:47.7

Pastor Patty. of his new book for a small donation fee and gave worshippers an exclusive opportunity to buy his

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