Someone Almost Got Arrested In The Carpool Lane!
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🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 1:04.6 | So I'm assuming, because I've never done it because of this job and my lifestyle over the years, |
| 1:10.8 | that I've never consistently been in the carpool line with my kids. But based on, Kristen, what you have said before, I mean, I think Bart's gotten one of these also, there must be a lot of tension in these carpool lines. You have no idea. No, I don't. Tell me. And maybe if you guys are listening, you've had tension, like almost got to a fist fight in the carpool line or got like, and people are cussing at each other and stuff. One 855 birch show if you want to join us. So when I shared the drama that happened in the afternoon carpool line, I, one, it was, I'm not going to say it was sad. It was quite entertaining how many people were entertained by the drama that was going. I was living, living for the drama that went down in the afternoon carpool lane the other day. What can happen? I mean, you drive up, you drop your kid off, you move on. So much. So much. There's so much. So much. So I, Bart takes our son to school in the morning. I pick them up in the afternoon. And pickup is at 2.15. Sometimes I show up at 2.15. Sometimes I show up a little earlier. There are some people I passed the school. They were there an hour before pickup. Like just sitting there in the line because they want to be front row Joe to each their own. |
| 2:18.0 | But. passed the school, they were there an hour before pickup. Like just sitting there in the line because they want to be front row Joe to each their own. But I went to go pick up Jimmy from |
| 2:25.0 | school the other day and the drama. So listen, I can sit here and retell the story, but I don't |
| 2:31.4 | think anything's going to capture how giddy I was as I chronicled |
| 2:36.8 | this in like in live time as it was going down. So I protected the innocent. I kept the phone on me |
| 2:43.9 | as I was doing like a selfie video and I was basically doing a play by play of what was going down |
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