PT 2: Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 1:02.2 | Listen, it's the bird show. |
| 1:04.2 | I almost know the exact time last night I thought I ate Abby. |
| 1:07.3 | It was like 806. |
| 1:09.6 | And it was last pitch of the Padres game watching them lose to the Cubs |
| 1:13.9 | last night and I'm like, I'm exhausted. I'm going to bed. This is 806 and then I think |
| 1:19.5 | Abby's still got another two hours before her Taylor Swift event even starts. I thought the same thing |
| 1:25.5 | when I crawled into bed last night. I said a little prior for you. I'm like, I severely underestimated what it would be like to go out at 10 p.m. on a weekday. Because I'm like, oh, 10 p.m. Like, whatever. That's like normal bar time. But I forget that. I'm on weekday mode. And so at 7.30, I'm in a full beat. And I've got my sequence on. I'm like, I have two and a half hours before I even need to leave. And I'm not even there yet. |
| 1:47.0 | And Mikey was there last night also. Yeah, Abby was wearing a crazy little hat made of diamonds. Yeah, he kept going, oh yeah, your diamond hat. Your diamond hat. I'm like, you mean my showgirl headpiece from Amazon? Sick. So there's somebody running around this morning that doesn't know, |
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