Some people call me the space cowboy & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!
Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood of scrumping apples and playful pranks on curmudgeonly neighbours.
Prepare for laughter as Disco Dave shares his comical adventures with a mistaken identity in a company car, and Minnie reveals a disaster involving a whoopee cushion and a High Court judge that will leave you in stitches.
Tune in for the usual chaos, insightful debates, and unforgettable moments! Got a confession to share? Email us at [email protected]! Don’t miss the fun, and if you have a story to share, send it to [email protected]!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A Rayo original podcast. |
| 0:03.6 | Step into our confess all. |
| 0:06.5 | We won't tell anyone. |
| 0:08.1 | Just the entire nation. |
| 0:10.2 | From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions. |
| 0:14.4 | What? |
| 0:16.5 | If it's there, I'm not going to get used a lot, that, isn't it? |
| 0:20.7 | It is. It is. Peace be with you and welcome to another Confessions podcast from Greatest Hits Radio. Now even more number one than it was before. It's more number one now than it was. How could that even work? How is that possible? It's more number one in more countries as well. More countries around the world. Oh, just add some more. Come on down. They're all turning to this podcast, realizing that this is the thing that they've been missing. Anyway, Sister Susie's back in the pub, as you can tell. I am indeed. Brother Matthew is still in his gutter. Correct. Sister Holly is in position with the cupboard of tat, and she in charge and no one goes anywhere near it for fear of certain nastiness. |
| 1:02.3 | Because of repercussions. |
| 1:04.1 | I thought you're going to say death then. |
| 1:05.3 | Wow. |
| 1:05.8 | I was going towards death but then it felt a little bit severe. |
| 1:10.3 | So true. Coming up in this show, we're going to be drawn as we often are to the parish notice board, where five-star reviews and correspondence await our solemn attention. We'll also take a discreet detour to the Mark Knopfler section. And, of course, you get to enjoy again, or maybe for the first time, who can say? |
| 1:28.2 | All of the confessions from the drive-time show on Greatest Its Radio. |
| 1:31.3 | It's on between four and seven. |
| 1:32.8 | Pay attention. |
| 1:34.1 | Included are Adam's devious fruit theft. |
| 1:37.7 | God didn't make the little green apples. |
| 1:40.3 | Minnie's practical joke, some people call me the space cowboy. |
| 1:44.8 | And Disco Dave's confession, the machine of a dream. |
| 1:49.3 | But first, it's almost the end of term. |
| 1:51.3 | So how about some exam-grade controversy or even controversy? |
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