A smile as bright as sunshine & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt.
Plus, Max shares a cringe-worthy story from a Dubai trip involving a bathroom mishap and an unexpected consequence, while Arthur recounts an unforgettable incident that made him forget just one thing. And you won't want to miss Kevin’s cheeky confession from his days as cabin crew, leading to a very unexpected use of a sanitary towel!
Prepare for laughter and some moral debates in this unmissable episode! Have a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!
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| 0:42.2 | Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone. Just the entire nation. |
| 0:48.9 | From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions. |
| 0:53.2 | Yes. Welcome, Sinner, to the number one podcast in the entire world across all categories and territories. |
| 1:00.9 | This is the number one podcast in the world. |
| 1:06.9 | I'm now just going to go. |
| 1:08.8 | I'm just going to be silent silent and my silence shows to the audience |
| 1:12.1 | that I also agree |
| 1:13.1 | that we are number one |
| 1:14.1 | across all the territories |
| 1:15.0 | The little kind of snooty noise |
| 1:16.6 | Yeah I thought of a bit snooty. |
| 1:18.1 | But that actually gets us off the legal hook |
| 1:20.2 | Because if anyone then prosecutes us |
| 1:22.6 | Oh yeah yeah yeah |
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