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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!

Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel hilarious and heartwarming tales that showcase the wonderfully chaotic side of life. This week, Mr. L reflects on a wild school trip to France filled with pranks and unexpected antics, Tommy finds himself in a sticky situation following a village pub raffle, Linda shares her creative revenge on her sister during a Ouija board incident from four decades ago, and Sam has a sitcom-style, romantic prank at an RAF camp.

Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and outrageous stories! Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.6	I'm Catherine Ryan, and I've got a sample of Sophia Lus Bexter's blood.
0:07.2	For my new podcast, What's My Age Again?
0:10.2	Comedians, musicians, and national treasures talk about life and aging,
0:14.0	while some scientists and I test their blood to see how old their body really is.
0:18.9	Listen to What's My Age Again now.
0:21.0	Brought to you with Absolute Collagen.
0:23.2	On the Rayo app, Apple, Amazon Music, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.0	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:33.5	Step into our confessional.
0:35.4	Confess all.
0:36.5	We won't tell anyone.
0:38.1	Just the entire nation.
0:40.1	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:44.5	Hello and welcome.
0:45.4	It's another Confessions podcast from your friends at Greatest Hits Radio,
0:48.8	officially the number one radio station in the world,
0:51.1	and officially the number one podcast in the world.
0:53.9	I mean, when we say officially, we mean made up by you. No, no, no. On our chart. Universally acclaimed. Universally acclaimed. If you stop people in a street, I don't know, in San Diego, for example, and say, what do you think of the Confessions podcast they'll go it's my favorite it's my favorite
1:11.5	they'll say yes yes sandy you go i think that's all you have to do is to say it regularly
1:17.1	consistently and loudly and everyone will believe you apparently that's how it works now i'm afraid
1:22.6	it is um anyway here we go you might have known sister susie is still not here because she's having a
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