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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable. This episode,

bathroom-loving Bob boldly goes to his buddies for their celestial selections.

Whizened Wade gets brutalized by Pokemon and derides Pupiter and your anus.

Mercury-hating Mark, love stalking, ends his rending rain, despises computer dictating, and respects the moon, but rips Mars.

From sublime innovation to mystery orbits.

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha, it's time for Solar System Tier List.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Distractable.

A podcast on the internet.

That's right.

You've heard of podcasts other places, but have you ever seen a

podcast on the internet? No, I bet you haven't. We're first of our kind. That's why we're so

special here. We're always innovating. That's our hallmark. That's the show's hallmark.

We're always innovating, which is why today's topic is going to be so exciting and innovative. It's going to be something we've never done before. It's going to be unlike any previous episode you've ever seen of this show, and you're going to love it. That's one thing I know for sure. It's from previous experience I've learned that you're going to love it. But not because we've done this before, because it's really good and unique and innovative. Did I say innovative? It's innovative. I said that. Good. If you've never seen this show before, I'm the host because I won the last episode and this show is competitive. Competing for today's victory trophy? There's no trophy. Competing in today's episode will be the same guys who it always is when I host. It's Mark and Wade. Say hi, boys. Hi, boys. You both listen, that's a point for each of you. That was a test. And you passed. Innovation. Yeah, if you've ever seen the show before, you'll know everything I just said is a lie. And there are no rules and I just give out out points arbitrarily but that's a lie. I'm going to give myself a lie point and then we're

going to get right into it by which I mean small talk how's it? I have so much to talk about.

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