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good evening gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible this episode waste rule wade

aches for the antiquated nib nibbles his digits, and asks for assistance.

Bifurcating Bob returns from the House of Mouse, identifies crimes, administers assassination deterrence, lobaldemies, and engorged genu.

Mucacy marked on Mike Master, snarsed caffeine, offers dental deletion and Brazilian bald cures.

From sarcastic satanism to traffic trebushes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for

I'm a doctor.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everyone.

Welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host, Wade, because I won whatever we did last time, apparently. Join as always one of my co-host, Mark and Bob. That's me. I'm one of those.

I'm the other one. You'll never figure out which is which. We sound the same. Exactly the same.

Exactly the same. What a great bit. Uh, come on, man. What the hell? God damn. Sorry, that's not sarcastic. I meant it genuinely. It's got to be one of those episodes. Uh-huh. We haven't even told you your episode I do stupid and then decided not to engage with it yet. Wait till we're mean first. Oh, man. Wait till you guys find out how weird today's episode is. It's weird, seven, weird. Well, those skip weird six, I guess, but... Six is a bad number. Fuck, weird six. Yeah, yeah, I've always thought. Come on, guys. What, you're... You're a seven guy. I am. Seven is your number. Yeah, but six is like Satan and stuff, you know? Hail Satan. That's what we say right here. We say that all the time. Two out of three of us love that. That's my favorite vocal warm-up. Well, get on the call and just go, Hell, Satan. Hell, Satan. There it is. Hell, sir. All right, good. We got Mark in a voice clip saying it, too. It feels better. All that was just a set up just to get Mark's clip.

I really needed that one.

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