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Yannis Pappas Hour

Socially Distanced Massages with Rachel Feinstein & Jessica Kirson

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious comedians Jessica Kirson & Rachel Feinstein come in to give us a long day.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up everybody, welcome to another episode of Long Days.

0:29.9

I am Janice Papis, as you know, I am here with two of the most talented,

0:36.4

funniest comedians on the planet. They may be a little underappreciated because they're not

0:43.1

complete sociopaths. They're human beings with feelings in this God-forsaken AI run sociopath

0:50.8

playground that we live in now. They are the exception. Hilarious human beings also happen to be

0:58.8

of the tribe. We got tribe, we got three Jews in here right now. I'm a little overwhelmed. Baroque

1:06.4

and a toy and a little Illinois, a little Hanoom, a Lech-Malem, L.O. Shay-New, give it up for Jessica

1:12.8

Kiersten and Rachel Feinberger. That's not her name. Can't you just substitute a Stein for a burger?

1:21.0

You can. You can. Yeah. Rachel Feinstein. I've changed it because I want to make it in

1:27.8

show business, so I'm Rachel O. Feinstein now. Rachel O. Feinstein. My name is Jessica Ham.

1:34.2

Jessica Ham and Rachel O. Feinstein. I've just a couple of good old wasp girls who drink white wine

1:40.5

and wear a pearl earrings and wear it. Be a god. We be a god. Yeah. Now, so you guys are working

1:48.5

together. What are you doing like a porno? What's the project? Yes, we eat each other's boxes.

1:53.2

Yeah, Rachel is really tight. No, Rachel and I made a prank album together during COVID because we

2:02.5

were both suicidal, so we called each other and were like, let's do something creative.

2:08.9

I was pregnant, married to a firefighter, so I was not okay. It was like the beginning,

2:13.5

remember when Tom Hanks had it, and then we were all like, okay, we're next then clearly,

2:16.9

because we have so much of common. I was just roaming around the like in my house at a night

2:22.3

gown, just humming like he was on the job. I was not well. Yeah, I was speaking of, I was sizzling

2:27.6

with with with mental illness at that point, and so we had to do something. Yeah, and my dad passed

2:32.3

away. Yeah, that's okay. Mine too. Oh, more paid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. And he didn't say a word

2:45.2

about wanting me to be happy. That's, you know, that's what you do. Your father passed away,

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