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Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Yanni has some fun with Jussie Smollet’s forthcoming appeal of his conviction. He’s rooting for him. A Louisiana Judge got her house broken into and yell’s a slur about him, are you allowed to call someone who violates your home a slur? Yanni & Jared Harvin weigh in. The new pope comes out with yet another allowance, pretty soon you’ll be able to be Catholic and not get away with molestation, he’s so progressive. Eon Musk is person of the year? Is porn bad for you? Billie Eillish thinks so, but do we. And finally, Ben Affleck is an aSsh$le. Find out what he’s really bitter about. This is LongDays and Wasdadealis. Listen to Yanni’s sports & betting podcast for BETMGM here UNLEASHED: https://jaml.ink/unleashed Green Chef https://chef.greenchef.com/plans?c_comms=FREEMEALS&ct=FUMES10&utm_campaign=50222222podcast&utm_content=fumes10&utm_medium=cpm&utm_source=podcast True Bill https://www.truebill.com/Fumes?wpsnetn=podcast&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=podcast&wpcn=fumes&wpcid=fumes&utm_campaign=fumes LongDays is a weekly podcast by comedian Yannis Pappas. Yanni satirizes trending topics and news from all sides. He likes to poke all the bears. Get your commentary on news & trending topics with Yanni every Sat and a guest chat with interesting, brilliant and hilarious humans every Thursday. Wasdadealis Yanni stand up tour dates & tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com Join for weekly Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays The show goes out every Saturday night & Thursdays to youtube and podcast audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram on Wednesdays. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys, it's almost Christmas, so that's a very good thing.
0:08.8	It's the best holiday.
0:10.4	It should be longer.
0:12.4	We need to put lipstick on the pig that is January and February.
0:16.5	I will be running for president.
0:18.3	My platform will be longer Christmas and a three-day work week.
0:23.6	That's how you need to get elected.
0:26.1	What's going on?
0:27.6	What makes you smile at is stick into his guns, and I'm rooting for him, okay?
0:33.0	Don't ever give in.
0:35.7	That's my story.
0:36.7	I'm sticking to it.
0:37.7	I was attacked by two homophobic racists and mega-hats.
0:41.7	Okay, they ended up being Nigerian.
0:43.7	Well, let me change a story.
0:45.6	Those two Nigerians are Trump supporters, and they hate me, and I was fucking one of
0:49.0	them, and the other one didn't like it, and that $3,500 check I gave them was for fitness
0:55.2	advice.
0:56.3	The road and the mega-hats that they bought, that was for a Halloween costume that we're
1:02.0	supposed to go to at a gay bar, because one of them is my gay lover.
1:06.2	I love it.
1:07.2	Reality is a suggestion, and you see, you got a great imagination.
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