Good day, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Long Days. We got the live

Chaco and as usual, it's Jar of Pencils. We need a couple chicks in there right

now because it is a penis march, a sausage fest, and we need a couple of

calamari to diversify the situation. Is math racists tune in? We will find out.

I sure think so. I think it's racist against dumb Greeks who have podcasts now

but who struggled in high school. Me, I'd like my god damn grades changed retro

actively. Now that I know I was being discriminated against for being a

idiot. God, can we believe these curses? It demonetizes us too early. Joe

Epstein. My boy. What a god damn headliner. He is. The kid is doing arenas with

other people's material. Can someone write some new material guy? You're reading

material from 2000 years ago. It's an old road act. Put your puppets away. Write

your own Bible. Joe Olstein. One of my favorite stories we will talk about.

Lot of money found in the wall. We'll get to it. Money that was reported

stolen. That was found in the bathroom. Makes you go hmm. What else is going on? A

nice little zoom call from a CEO that fired 900 people from his company and he

was pissed. We'll take a look at that. Guess who's back? Jason Voorhees herself.

Hillary Clinton. Back teaching master's classes. Reading what would have been

her acceptance speech. Well, guess what? She cried. Are those real tears or are

those crocodiles tears? Because she's a shapeshifter. You tell me we will watch

that. There's a $650 million weapon sale to Saudi Arabia that tried to be

stopped in the Senate. Guess who's behind the sale? Your good old buddy, Joey B. Why

are we why are we selling so many weapons to Saudi Arabia? Who's always shady?

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