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🗓️ 11 December 2021
⏱️ 108 minutes
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0:00.0 | Good day, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Long Days. We got the live |
0:09.6 | Chaco and as usual, it's Jar of Pencils. We need a couple chicks in there right |
0:14.1 | now because it is a penis march, a sausage fest, and we need a couple of |
0:19.6 | calamari to diversify the situation. Is math racists tune in? We will find out. |
0:25.9 | I sure think so. I think it's racist against dumb Greeks who have podcasts now |
0:31.0 | but who struggled in high school. Me, I'd like my god damn grades changed retro |
0:38.2 | actively. Now that I know I was being discriminated against for being a |
0:42.5 | idiot. God, can we believe these curses? It demonetizes us too early. Joe |
0:47.5 | Epstein. My boy. What a god damn headliner. He is. The kid is doing arenas with |
0:55.1 | other people's material. Can someone write some new material guy? You're reading |
0:59.4 | material from 2000 years ago. It's an old road act. Put your puppets away. Write |
1:05.3 | your own Bible. Joe Olstein. One of my favorite stories we will talk about. |
1:09.8 | Lot of money found in the wall. We'll get to it. Money that was reported |
1:14.7 | stolen. That was found in the bathroom. Makes you go hmm. What else is going on? A |
1:21.6 | nice little zoom call from a CEO that fired 900 people from his company and he |
1:27.2 | was pissed. We'll take a look at that. Guess who's back? Jason Voorhees herself. |
1:32.6 | Hillary Clinton. Back teaching master's classes. Reading what would have been |
1:38.0 | her acceptance speech. Well, guess what? She cried. Are those real tears or are |
1:44.1 | those crocodiles tears? Because she's a shapeshifter. You tell me we will watch |
1:49.4 | that. There's a $650 million weapon sale to Saudi Arabia that tried to be |
2:00.1 | stopped in the Senate. Guess who's behind the sale? Your good old buddy, Joey B. Why |
2:06.1 | are we why are we selling so many weapons to Saudi Arabia? Who's always shady? |
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