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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	Phil has been in a bad mood with me all day. I mean you deserve it, Dan. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Why? Right. So we were stuck in a lift. It was scary. There was another guy there. He was a bit shifty. We were stuck there for ages. Dan decides to climb through the hatch in the top of the lift into the shaft. And I just had this fear that you were going to die in the shaft
0:21.2	because it's dangerous being on top of a lift. And you were just going straight up there. You didn't even say bye. You were just like, I'm going to go get help, climb through the shaft. I'm left with the guy. And then I see he's holding a sword. Okay, so firstly, you're mad at me for taking the initiative and trying to save your life. Okay, we'll park, park that, no, we're parking that.
0:38.8	No, we're parking that.
0:39.5	Secondly, who was the guy, Phil?
0:42.3	Ray Fines.
0:45.1	You are mad at me for something I did in a dream again. I am not him. You are him.
1:10.9	No, that didn't happen. It's just because I like you, and I don't want you to die in a lift shaft. You... What the fuck do I do in this situation? Be nicer to me in the dreamland. We could have done a whole lot of fun things in that elevator with Rafe and his sword. Orly, Rafe! And his sharp stick alone. Yeah. Okay.
1:11.2	I'm sorry.
1:11.6	You're forgiven.
1:17.0	Hard launch.
1:18.0	Welcome back to the MailPod.
1:20.3	We're your host.
1:20.8	It's Deep.
1:21.8	Eazy.
1:22.9	And Phil Leasy.
1:24.5	And I hope you're hard on a Monday.
1:26.8	I'm feeling hard. We're actually feeling soft, because we're fleece boys today.
1:30.2	Fleece with a pH.
1:31.3	Fleece. Cheers. Let's rub fluff. Oh yeah, feel that. Static electricity. Whoa. Podcasts it explodes. We both fucking die. What a way to go, though, caught in 4K. I know. me and my brother used to drag dressing gowns across the floor and then zap each other in the eyes with static electricity
1:44.8	while no wonder you have the vision of a fucking brother used to drag dressing gowns across the floor and then zap each other in the eyes with static electricity.
1:46.0	Well, no wonder you have the vision of a fucking naked mole rat, Phil.
1:49.0	I know, that's probably why. We'd go really closing a, and then dare each other to zap it.
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