Dan had a slice of Phil on his birthday

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	The following podcast contains scenes of a sexual nature. No, it doesn't. Why are you saying that? People excited. Strong language. Is that going to make them excited? I mean, that that is true. We just wanted to say that we kind of unplugged the microphones a little bit this week. A lot of bit. It sounds a bit strange. Like, it sounds quite strange at the start. It gets a bit better as you go along. After the cake, I say it starts sounding better.
0:22.4	Spoiler.
0:23.0	After the, what?
0:24.8	Mystery item.
0:25.9	Birthday episode, in case you didn't know.
0:27.7	So, yeah, if you're wondering,
0:29.3	wow, did I take something or is it just me?
0:31.2	Yes, but also it's us.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:33.6	Sorry.
0:34.1	Have fun and enjoy Phil's Sugar Crash in real time.
0:37.3	Yeah. Sorry. Have fun and enjoy Phil's sugar crash in real time.
0:45.5	That was the worst party blower.
0:48.8	If you're listening, we've got a very ill duck with us.
0:51.4	I've got one.
0:52.5	It's my birthday. I try it.
0:55.0	Happy birthday, Phil!
0:57.0	Yay!
0:58.0	Woooo!
0:59.0	Happy 23rd birthday.
1:04.0	Thank you, Michael Lester.
1:06.0	I'm so excited to be useful.
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