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Top Flight Time Machine

Snow Fun

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Are you an absolutely huge fonter or a zoom iner?

0:04.2

Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer?

0:08.4

Or a holder book so close you might as well be kissing it, er.

0:12.3

At Spexavers, we get it. You don't want to admit

0:15.1

it's time to become a glass's wearer. That's okay. We're ready to see you,

0:20.1

whenever you're ready to see properly. Book an eye test at spec savers.co. UK,

0:25.2

so you can see clearer.

0:27.0

U.S. okay, we'll stop with the Eurs now. Here we go. This is it.

0:35.0

Here we go.

0:40.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it

0:46.7

This is tough like time machine i am i need awesome papa pow-popa

0:49.6

i'm saying nifty delaney so what it's all This is all very weird sub you've tweaked your

0:56.0

potting rig you're now you're you're a lower position yeah you normally all we

1:02.0

you're looking you're looking down at me. I'm looking down at you.

1:05.2

Which I'm hoping is... Is it more flattering? Do you feel that I've lost a couple of pounds almost?

1:11.2

Yeah, it does actually, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and that painting on your wall behind I can see more of that now so that's

1:16.7

yeah that's nice so it's a little bit like playing catchphrase where slowly you see an image

1:21.5

revealed by a new inch every week.

1:25.0

Yeah, is it is it a stitch in time serves nine?

1:30.0

No, no hard lines, it's not. I'm sorry, Mr. Chips has deceived you again.

1:35.6

Mr. Fucking chips.

1:38.2

They called it Mr. Chips because he was like a computer robot thing. Yeah, he's made out of microchips,

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